0707 Val Kyrie

# 0707

0707

Til Valhöll!!! rrrrrRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH-HAAAA!!!

 

Number: 0707
Nickname: VK
Hometown: Valhöll, Āsgarthr
Real Life Job: Angel of Death… No lie, I’m an engineer at a munitions factory…

Team(s): Violent Femmes (2016-current)
Athletic Background: Smiting mine enemies, lifting slain warriors from battlefields…
Awards and Accolades: MVP – Team No-Pants (Self Awarded), Gold Star – I Adulted Today (Self Awarded)
Most Memorable Derby Moment: Bludgeoning Maul Bunyan with Amanita during practice.
What’s Your Bout Day Routine? Channeling my inner Chi by listening to “Sabotage “ by the Beastie Boys, Dessa’s verse of “Grey Duck” by Doomtree, and “Big Bad Wolf” by In This Moment on repeat.
Any Derby Related Metal? Nooooope, and don’t jinx me!

Favorite Movie Genre:
Marvel movies, comedy, LGBT drama, fantasy, action, & animation
What Actor Would Play You in a Movie of Your Life? The test tube child of Kate McKinnon and Deadpool, as played by Ryan Reynolds.
Favorite Movie Quote: “Maximum effort…”